So I haven’t been around at all…

Sorry about that, pervs..I mean peeps……..maybe…

But yehn,
I’ll update later.
I’m reflecting on my shame atm.
I’ve only translated 5 pages of the manga and pretty much stopped..don’t know what’d gotten into me.
Must have been stress from skoo work, but I graduated lmao YESSS!!
It’s true, even -I- stress…

So here’s those pages I’ve gotten so far.
If any of them is wrong, tell me..nicely…because I’m actually trying, there you have it.
Konbanwa soshite oyasumi!

Sorry for the font haha!

If you don’t understand, well…life…I’m only human……..

CORN!! CORN ALERT!!

“Interesting”…he meant buttshex probably.

Lick that ice cream like a betch, boi~~

So what the HELL would you do if you get caught reading majorly hardcore buttshex?

Sorry, been slacking with translating lmao.
But hey, I got half of chpt1 done hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…………….okei, tomorrow….

But really, seriously, honestly, what the hell would you do?
WHAT WOULD YOU DO??
THESE ARE MY SHOES!! *Stabbed* hey..I tried…

Like, I just thought of it when I was sitting around…THANKGODIWASNTREADINGBUTTSHEX…my bro yanked the door opened and bla bla.
I was like…thank god I wasn’t reading buttshex.
But what IF I WAS…?

1. Start blaming the other human being in the room..or on the net.
“JOHNNY!! KEEP YOUR GAYNESS BUTTSHEX TO YOURSELF!!! *Turns to whoever caught ya* owh aha…owh that Johnny……………”

2. Pretend that the buttshex..is not..buttshex…
“What? What is this? PFFT! You’re asking ME!! PFFFFT!! Wha-haha-what are you ta—IT’S PORN!! OMFG!! ALRIGHT YOU CAUGHT ME!! BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW!! THIS IS A GIRL WITH A REALLY FLAT CHEST AND a fracking peepee………..she’s a hermaphrodite..LEAVE ME ALONE!!…………..”

3. Denial.
“..This…this isn’t..what it looks like………..this..this is so..aha…SOOOO..NOT a dildo up some arsehole, pffthaha come on now! Get your mind out of the gutter, you! T-this aah…this….this just….not buttshex…no waii danada de wa nai nuh uh uh uh newp! I..it’s just…that..he…accidentally..fell….and..sat on…..a..vibrator..and..spilled his cup of dairy…………………….”

4. Anger.
“GET THE FUHK OUT OF MY ROOM!!! I’M NOT!! NOT!!!! READING BUTTSHEX!! THIS IS NOT TWO MEN THREE MEN OR FOUR MEN IN ONE CUP!! Or Ima *picks up a belt* WHIP ya whip ya til I scar ya…I AM -NOT- AN S&M FAN JUST SO YOU KNOW!! I’m just a schadenfreude…”

5. Bargaining.
“Owh..please……why won’t you believe me?! I’ll give you a dollar, here, here, take it!! TAKE IT I TELL YOU!!! It’s one hundred cents, so take it you bastard! And pretend you never saw anything, it’s either one dollar or you turn gay. Pick one..wisely.”

6. Depression.
“..I’m so sad……I’M JUST SO FRACKING SAD!!! WHY DID MY PORN TURN INTO GAY PORN?! WHY?! JUST WHY?! OWH WHY!!! I..I really…….wish this was not two men………………on top of each other….stuff…and…some..more..stuff..and more..stuff……..*nosebleed* this..oho..just….b-because……it’s the nosebleed..of….displease……………………..”

7. Acceptance.
“YES!!! YEEESSS!!! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!! I LOVE SHEX TO BI-YEW-TI-TI!!! BITE ME! BITE ME! I LIKE IT WHEN TWO MEN [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] AND [BLEEP] MORE [BLEEP] [BLEEP]! Owh yes, I do!!”

Ah~you're free, baby, so free...

Feel more alive than ever?

Hah! Too late!

..If someone were to enter right now and saw these buttshex photos, I would pick no.8: close the lid of your laptop in .0001 microsecond and start yawning (beware, if you’re a dude, be sure to have a pillow or any cover-up of some sort in case you got a…………party..in your pants……)

*So…hope you learned something new today.
**That it’s not whether it’s porn or gay porn, never go for no.7.
..Unless you want to be disown.

Daikirai! Demo honto wa ne~~

So…
Nobody…………..is…..translating……this…right..?
TELL ME TELL ME T-T-T-T-T-TELL ME!!

Hate you! But I wonder...

Lmao, because I want it…I WANT IT!! GIMME A CHANCE!!
And also…I was soooooooo down that someone else got Kawaii Akuma on the to-be-translated list.
I’ve read that manga many times (lolol of course..) and wanted to translate it, BUT…guess not.
I downloaded the raw the moment it was posted on AarinFantasy haaaaaaaa (of course…) quite disappointing.
But look at the bright side, they’re more experienced than me, so that’s a bigger plus; you just got to wait.
Madarame Hiro’s art is holyshietgorgeouswowwhybeautifulshietbagzamazing, yes, she made me love life for 3 weeks straight.
But it’s Suzuki Tsuta who’s making me love life atm.
Owh…all the great BL mangaka, plz…gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme MORE~
If there is a oneshot you wish to be translated, I’d be more than glad to; but it’s all up to you, really, because I might mistranslate some stuff yanno haha…blameitonthealcohol (just a joke o_o I don’t drink).

If there are any other AMAZING mangaka (even if just amazing artwork), please tell me tell me t-t-t-t-t-tell me tell me!!

Anyhow, about this manga is a collection of oneshots. I love them a lot!!
And there’s a chapter calls “Osewa Shichaimasu” and I got too lazy to look it up, but it’s something assisting. So I went online to ask, you know, and I got quite a rude answer. “It means you are sexy and horny and I want to rape you from the ass.” or something like that, can’t remember, like fuhk I should. I got kind of ticked. So I went on that person’s profile and searched..IF…that person asked any questions, AND OMFG!!! THANK YOU GOD!! That piece of shiet did, “I like the smell of my own poo, do you like it?” I was like, wow..this person needs some medication to OD on mad case. So I, yanno me, a biotchi, went ahead and wrote, of course, politely and perfect grammars, always: “That explains why you’re an ass.“
But yehn, that was the EVENT of the day.

..Sorry, but I will try my best to translate this manga.
Because I’m certain I will learn Japanese better by translating manga..and that’s how..I am learning, sort of…
So if I make any..ANY..mistake, please spare me TT.,TT and I will be more than glad if you notify me the right translation.
Thank you, hwys, thanks.

From what I’d quick-read so far:
Daikirai, demo honto wa ne – Kohashi Juri met Mizuguchi Kouta when they first entered high school, though Kouta’s first impression toward Juri was not the best, as Juri found Kouta’s type a nuisance; yet, he began to follow Kouta’s pace before he knew it. And one day after school of their second year, Kouta made his move on Juri as they ma..ma..ma-mas-s–s-tu-r..*slaps self* -bating…[Translating: 11/23 pages.]
Gyutto shite mo ii desu ka? – hold on lol…
Kimi no kakera boku de mitasu yo – uhhn…haha…
Osewa shichaimasu! – soon…

Hate you! But I wonder…

One of the sexiest pose I’ve ever seen.

No one knows how difficult it is to post blog here…

I so think it takes a genius and skills to make long posts on here.
It’s not easy to make up stuff, yanno, like you think it would be lol.
So I am neither a genius or skillful (well, maybe a little B-|), I’ll be posting short ones from now.

Stare at this picture for the next 5 minutes or more and you will see a poop-shape pattern somewhere.

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I lied.
The only thing you’ll see are probably his nipples.

Ne! Nee! Neee! Earth Day da!!

It's Earth Day, baby~

So…what do you think you should do on such a day?
I think we’re supposed to help the Earth..and…green thumbs…
How do you even plant a tree? Like break a branch off and stick it to the ground or what?
Whatever, man, the only thing I can grow is buttshex, and that’s “green” enough for me. Totally helping out the Earth to reduce human population just a little, and break useless people into half……not listing who *coughsbloodhomophobescoughs*.

OWH RIGHT!!! RIGHT ON THERE MUKURO!! U GO GIRL!! *Burns in hell*……?
Not just planting plants, but also, BE ONE WITH THE PLANTS.
That’s genius.
=D= but a flower? That’s gay *suddenly finds self in a room with tivo of nothing but porn* KKKKUUUAAAIIIEEE!! CURSES!!!!! DAMN MUKURO AND HIS DELUSIONAL SHIET EYE!!!! TT.,TT not even..gay porn………why…………………….

So, I was listening to a BL drama CD last night for some reason…I never do this shiet…something must have been wrong with me the last 30 days; but it made my face froze in one position for 2 hrs straight.
When the uke moaned aloud, I actually cried in my sleep thinking someone must be dying. He sounded like inhuman LMAO!! Wait…well…….uhhn…it was all pitchy and craps, and for once in my life, I find dolphin’s screech attractive…………………………..this so has nothing to do with Earth Day, but hey, if someone sexually moans and makes you think of a sexually dead lady bug, this whole discussion really matters.

Take a guess.

“He’s..buttshexing..?“

W-R-O-N-G-!-!-!

WRONG.
What kind of sick pervert are you? He’s just enjoying his morning wood (withanothermorningwoodbackdooring) on this very Earth’s Day *stabbed* HE’S SO HAPPI HE’S CRYING!! BECAUSE IT’S EARTH DAY, BABY!!! GROW MORE MORNING WOODS ON BIGGER MORNING WOODS, BABES!!! *More stabs* isn’t today what that is all about?!

And also…

YATTA!!!!!!!

..Today will not be Earth Day if you spot a pretty boi and walk away without pulling down his pants. That’s just..illegal…
COME ON NOW GUYS!!! ..And girls…
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT TO HIM!!
And during the whole process, you must shout, “YATTA!!!!!” or else the whole purpose and point would be completely obsolete.
So what IF the image says “SUKIARI”?? Don’t let that sukiari crap lies to you from yatta. Come on now!
After that, if he is wearing briefs or any briefs-related, give him a morning wood.
Then I suggest you run, run so far away, run all night and day, and get away for the next 5 minutes.
Did I forget to mention you should wear some sort of disguise so he wouldn’t punch your morning woods alive? Yehn, you should do this step before all above. My bad.
After running for 5 minutes while rounding around from behind him, take off your disguise, and pretend to be as clueless as ever and chuckle, yes, chuckle, and coolly offer: “Need some help with that morning wood?“

**If he says yes, plant a rose in his yard to not bring all the bois to the yard. At the very least, he will give you his undies.
**If he says no, touch his butt then run for it!! AGAIN!!! At the very least, you will either wake up in a car trunk or him horsey-riding you. If you wake up in a car trunk, I suggest you learn how to bitch a car trunk opened before heading to bed tonight. If he’s horsey-riding you..seriously now…push him down and put on a trojan.

JUST KIDDING!!!

Don’t take me seriously, guys!
You will get arrested for streaking others nude.
Not that I mind………………
Just know that it is important to molest a pretty boi’s butt with your eyes orhands on the 22nd of April..or any day to be exact. Never limit yourself with just Earth Day, hmph, so go out there and plant a flower into all them bois’ yards.

So the whole point of this post is you should go outside and play with the plants today.
IT’S EARTH DAY!!!!!!! RHYMES WITH YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
You never know, you might hear “YATTA!!!” the moment you step outside nude.

HUH!! REALLY NOW!!?! Thank you for ruining my lil bits of innocence left, jerkface!

Well, not like I’m not already corrupted, like 99%, but still…that leftover 1% of me still watches cartoon daily haaaa…
I watch Spongebob everyday yo. I used to watch Chowder and Flapjack lots (and Johnny Test) but Ben10 or whatever shiets that I don’t care about are always on, so I watch SB more.

Yay!

So I went to search for some Spongey pictures on Google.
God knows why I did that, but I did; and guess what. I happened to got on this one blog discussing how Spongebob must be gay-oriented.
At that moment, I wasn’t sure whether I should laugh or punch a baby.
In the end, I decided to break a hentai artist into half and read the blog.

And it said something about how Patrick and Spongebob skin-ship too much. I was like, yo face shiets too much. Wtf?! Spongey is supposed to be for KIDS. Of course, I love..LOVE…buttshex, but HELL…I don’t go to THAT extend to be like…Patrick plz raep Sponge; wtf sicko.
I had always thought it was cute and good for kids to know that hugs are not limited with just the opposite sex. That’s a good thing. Open their pathetic minds into a whole new world of next generation, right?
But to refer these innocent things as “homos”………what the fuhk are you trying to do?
Thanks a lot jerk hole…now that innocent cartoon is ruined for me forever, because I can’t stop thinking about what I’d read. But whatever, I still love SB to no end. GET IT RIGHT!!

So at this moment, some might be thinking, “Omg..can you believe this hoe? She’s such a homophobe!“

Owh no you didnnn't~

………….Wow…really?..I..I did NOT….know..AT ALL……..thank you…thank you for..pointing that out. Really, seriously…I don’t even know why I have this blog full of bois on top of other bois, I really don’t know. Omg, I am confused. I must be homophobe, except that I really love bois kissing and backdoor-..ing……..owh, GTFO.

And so, these people went as far as questioning the person who voices Spongebob about it. I was like……………no shiet way…
Even better, he said, “Each of them has a secret of their own.” or something like that BUT WTF?! YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT!!! GO SMOKE WEED WITH YOUR ALCOHOLIC PARROT!! It’s just..a cartoon, spare it plz. I’m pretty sure he was high from OD-ing on markers.

Boi on top of boi is my forte plz!

I find it hysterically weird that people would even want to ask anyone this shiets.
You want real buttshex? I’ll give you real buttshex for $5 immediate eye-service..or for free….
Like right now…to the top, to the top.
(They are from Nintama, if you are wondering.)
So I don’t want you to go tell the kids to not watch Spongebob anymore due to this pathetic discussion.
Spongebob is homo-free, no worries!!
(And this has been certified by a self-proclaimed buttshex expert, me, HoBOsexual.)

Lesson learned?
–When Al is a bitch, bribe her with buttshex……or just simply never uses a cartoon to discuss the symbols of homosexuality or any -sexuality.

And so…I did not think anyone would vote on my poll roflmao!!

I GREATLY TRULY HONORABLY GRATEFULLY APPRECIATE THOSE WHO VOTED ON THE POLL!!

..But how the hell Gin got more votes?!!
Lol, don’t matter, that just does not change the fact Hijikata still tops you all!!
Think about it logically…Gin’s voice is more fittable to moa—let’s talk about something else.

Anyhow, I would like to give you guys (those who like this blog -rofl like there’s any- and those who voted) a big okama hug!!

Owh, be nice, you!

So, 3 reasons why Okama Hugs are extremely healthy.
(Warning: we are not responsible for myths or any kind, therefore, restrain yourself from letting okama hugs your babies.)

1. When you will grow up to be an understanding grown-up that there isn’t just a front door, but also a back.
2. You will become very happy afterward, or more specifically, very gay.
3. Makes you realize it’s alright for men to dress up as women, unless, do not click if you’re under 60 years and 3 months old.

I had this dillusion the moment I click that link image...

Girl: HOLYSHIETYOHOTWATISYONUMBERHOTSTUFF!!?!

Now, now…don’t fight over that shexi bastard, now, you!
There will be a chance for everyone to have a piece~
Just make sure you don’t eat any chikuwa you find on the ground~~

..There's a hater on the loose...

Lesson learned?
Uhhn…well………always smile when you take pictures of your hairy chest in a bra…

[Spoiler] Alright, this might not be BL, BUT!! For those who read March Story~

This contains spoiler if you have not read..uhn…chapter 3?
Keep that in mind, lovers.

Anyhow, someone asked me if March was a guy or a girl.
I was like, “FUHK YEHN HE IS!!!” (didn’t really say fuhk, but yanno…)
Since like, the description said “BOI” and Picollette called March “Mr. Handsome” and March is tall, so I thought maybe Kyung-Il is being a badass and draws pretty bois now.

WRONG!!!

Read chapter 2, March seemed to had gotten girlier and girlier. I grew my doubt.
Of course it was raw, the person who asked me that question gave me the raw download (thank you babe), and I quick read it to chapter 3.

So much for pretty boi...

Chapter 2 was about the mask dude got possessed by the Il mask and killed girls by dropping them from the sky (rofl, yehn, I know, what a bitch), then the girl whose face I forgot with the freckles and braids tied March up and crap telling “him” about how that mask dude (Orche? Oruje-or something like it matters) how she pretty much loved the dude, but the douche got jealous of her skill at making mask bla bla anger overwhelmed bla bla he snuck into her house and wore the mask and went loco bla bla the girl cried and ran out to call Orche, March used knife to cut rope. Girl fell from sky because Orche dropped her. March saved her on time. March fought Orche. And the art was fracking amazing. Then I don’t remember what happened.
Next.

March met up with this abnormally large woman (Check?) and she took “him” to the hotel. March met up the kid who bought toy from Rodin and got possessed by an Il, who seemed to have had a bad past (don’t know, didn’t read since I was too shocked of March’s nakened body). Uhhhn…so March went to “his” room to take a bath. “Petals, not thorn, petals…bla bla bla…” then “sleepy” then “who’s there?? Rodin?”
I’m guessing..March is talking to the IL? Whatever, here we go:

(Guessing the IL): “It’s March (kukuku ma-chi yo). You believe you can hide away your scent forever? No matter how much you try to hide that scent, it’ll never vanish. Rather, it’s growing thicker and thicker inside you. Thus a woman’s scent. This is the only thing that had been forgotten.”

That’s what I got out of half of the page lol. I couldn’t read some kanji since they got smudged, so don’t know xDD;;…because one of the sentence, the kanji was like chicken’s poo shaped like those ABC soup crap, but the following of that kanji was –wareru. So I was like stabbing my eyes with lemons and searched for the kanji, but hell…I got ubau (to snatch away/to dispossess)..so…………
There was ki o ubawareru (to be enthralled), me o ubawareru (to be visually captivated), so I’m just like…then what does ubawareru means by itself? To be snatched away or what? I don’t even know if it’s a word…so I gave up on that whole sentence. “Kisama ga koi ni ochi, otoko o naibu ni uke haireta shunkan, kisama wa subete o ore ni –wareru koto ni naru, subete o.“
To me, “Kisama ga koi ni ochi” didn’t make sense since ochi means omission/outcome and it’s a noun…it’s not ochiru (to fall), so me being a newb, I don’t think it means “You fall in love.”
I wasn’t born in Japan…I’m only human, peeps…

Anyhow, when the little kid called her “utsukushiki shoujo” I guess she was really happi because for the first time, someone called her a girl (and beautiful lol). So……I think March is a girl.
I haven’t finished chapter 3, so yehn. I didn’t get what the translation group (the person went to ask directly haha) said “she’s actually a boi” lol so I was like..searching for if March was naturally a boi and got turned into a girl? But I think people just assume she’s a boi by her looks.

So!!!
The whole point of this post is to warn you March Story lovers (who love their main to be a male or despite a male turns out to be a female and/or whatnot): March is a total girl, as in, very girlie.
So I don’t think you guys should keep your hopes up of March being a boi, because nope, also, she has bewbs, so that’s good enough, right?
That ruined the whole manga for me lmao.
I hate when guys turn out to be girls without telling me from the beginning, yanno.
So..if there is anything you want to know about March Story volume 1 (ie. sick of waiting for translation), I will be more than glad to help; though, I don’t think translating shounen are my thing LOL.

There you go!!!
HAVE FUN READING THIS AMAZINGLY DRAWN MANGA!!
I know I won’t!! ;DDDDDDDD~

BEWBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Life gives you stress, you betch slap life in the face to pulp and reject it–

I'm sorry but this made my life less stressed..

LMAOLOLAHAHA!!! I LOVE SORACHI-SENSEI!!
Ever since episode 145, I can’t stop thinking about it. Toshi tops Gin and THAT’S OFFICIAL!! LOOK! AT! IT! DVD! COVER! Hahaha it’s OFFICIAL!!
There are more DJS with Gin as top, well, THIS PROVED YOU ALL WRONG!!
Toshi totally violates Gin, not vice versa.
Gin’s so friggin girlie to me hahahaha =D=;;…love him so so much. Daisakusen! Sorachi-sensei!!
Anyhow, my favorite Gintama DJS-ka gotta be koffee. There are some DJS of hers untranslated, so I will try my best at it =D=; but it seems so damn complicated, eek. But I love love love love her to the MAX..ever since this picture.

Sex? SEX?? Seexxx?! SSSEEEXX?!?! Yes, sex.

Puh-lease!!
SPARE ME!!
I CAN’T HANDLE THE SHEXINESS!!
OWH LORD, PLEASE!!!
HAHAHAHA!! I love her for this, to death. I was so mesmerized by that shex drawing, I didn’t even know I was already passed out in my pool of nosebleed.
YOU MAKE ME WANNA LA LA LA!! ON FLOOR IN THE KITCHEN!!! WHY?!
BUTTSEX!!!

And yes, yes, the title has nothing whatsoever to do with this whole post.
My apology.

Hmmmn…it’s been a while, isn’t it? Well…Al ilz here…

Cute love sex baby~

Hahaha wow…it’s been awhile…
But I’m back baby babes!!
I’ll be updating this WP from time to time !
Sorry, Kei decided to be busy so this thing had been abandoned.
And I’ll be translating whatever manga I can. My skill has gotten dull and pathetic, so yehn; but I’m sure 90% of it should be okei haha.

SHEX LIKE THIS!!!

Anyhow, I really wish I have $700 right now. So I could get my beloved Ducan (BJD).
SHEX!!!!!
I WANT!! HIM!!! WANT!! HIM!! WHO I WANT?! DUCAN!!!
So I have $50 in store LOL! Save me from this hobosexuality…