Lemonade is good, but not as good as lemon-

You let them watch tivo.
You let them have toys.
You let them eat lemon.
Now they’re gonna like boys.

..I….just wanted it to rhymes………
Lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon buttsex lemon *shot dead*.

Every kid had watched this…
WHATEVER HAPPENS TO THE RATED-E FOR EVERYORZ ANIME SHOW?!
No kissing on the cheeks allowed!!!

Kid: Mama mama!
Ma: Hmmn?
Kid: What sticky on his face? Honey? Is it honey? Or milk? Is it milk?
Ma: …Ask your father.

Kid: Papa papa!
Pa: Yehn?
Kid: Do you like milk?
Pa: ..Used to.

How outrageous!! That little boy kid is suffering from an absolute contamination of honey milk and big boys kissing. Poor kid. Should have given him gei porno to watch or something.
Be assure next time you’re letting the kids watch TV;
Ones that show the most guys in tights, the better.