Ne! Nee! Neee! Earth Day da!!

It's Earth Day, baby~

So…what do you think you should do on such a day?
I think we’re supposed to help the Earth..and…green thumbs…
How do you even plant a tree? Like break a branch off and stick it to the ground or what?
Whatever, man, the only thing I can grow is buttshex, and that’s “green” enough for me. Totally helping out the Earth to reduce human population just a little, and break useless people into half……not listing who *coughsbloodhomophobescoughs*.

OWH RIGHT!!! RIGHT ON THERE MUKURO!! U GO GIRL!! *Burns in hell*……?
Not just planting plants, but also, BE ONE WITH THE PLANTS.
That’s genius.
=D= but a flower? That’s gay *suddenly finds self in a room with tivo of nothing but porn* KKKKUUUAAAIIIEEE!! CURSES!!!!! DAMN MUKURO AND HIS DELUSIONAL SHIET EYE!!!! TT.,TT not even..gay porn………why…………………….

So, I was listening to a BL drama CD last night for some reason…I never do this shiet…something must have been wrong with me the last 30 days; but it made my face froze in one position for 2 hrs straight.
When the uke moaned aloud, I actually cried in my sleep thinking someone must be dying. He sounded like inhuman LMAO!! Wait…well…….uhhn…it was all pitchy and craps, and for once in my life, I find dolphin’s screech attractive…………………………..this so has nothing to do with Earth Day, but hey, if someone sexually moans and makes you think of a sexually dead lady bug, this whole discussion really matters.

Take a guess.

“He’s..buttshexing..?“

W-R-O-N-G-!-!-!

WRONG.
What kind of sick pervert are you? He’s just enjoying his morning wood (withanothermorningwoodbackdooring) on this very Earth’s Day *stabbed* HE’S SO HAPPI HE’S CRYING!! BECAUSE IT’S EARTH DAY, BABY!!! GROW MORE MORNING WOODS ON BIGGER MORNING WOODS, BABES!!! *More stabs* isn’t today what that is all about?!

And also…

YATTA!!!!!!!

..Today will not be Earth Day if you spot a pretty boi and walk away without pulling down his pants. That’s just..illegal…
COME ON NOW GUYS!!! ..And girls…
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT TO HIM!!
And during the whole process, you must shout, “YATTA!!!!!” or else the whole purpose and point would be completely obsolete.
So what IF the image says “SUKIARI”?? Don’t let that sukiari crap lies to you from yatta. Come on now!
After that, if he is wearing briefs or any briefs-related, give him a morning wood.
Then I suggest you run, run so far away, run all night and day, and get away for the next 5 minutes.
Did I forget to mention you should wear some sort of disguise so he wouldn’t punch your morning woods alive? Yehn, you should do this step before all above. My bad.
After running for 5 minutes while rounding around from behind him, take off your disguise, and pretend to be as clueless as ever and chuckle, yes, chuckle, and coolly offer: “Need some help with that morning wood?“

**If he says yes, plant a rose in his yard to not bring all the bois to the yard. At the very least, he will give you his undies.
**If he says no, touch his butt then run for it!! AGAIN!!! At the very least, you will either wake up in a car trunk or him horsey-riding you. If you wake up in a car trunk, I suggest you learn how to bitch a car trunk opened before heading to bed tonight. If he’s horsey-riding you..seriously now…push him down and put on a trojan.

JUST KIDDING!!!

Don’t take me seriously, guys!
You will get arrested for streaking others nude.
Not that I mind………………
Just know that it is important to molest a pretty boi’s butt with your eyes orhands on the 22nd of April..or any day to be exact. Never limit yourself with just Earth Day, hmph, so go out there and plant a flower into all them bois’ yards.

So the whole point of this post is you should go outside and play with the plants today.
IT’S EARTH DAY!!!!!!! RHYMES WITH YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
You never know, you might hear “YATTA!!!” the moment you step outside nude.