So what the HELL would you do if you get caught reading majorly hardcore buttshex?

Sorry, been slacking with translating lmao.
But hey, I got half of chpt1 done hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…………….okei, tomorrow….

But really, seriously, honestly, what the hell would you do?
WHAT WOULD YOU DO??
THESE ARE MY SHOES!! *Stabbed* hey..I tried…

Like, I just thought of it when I was sitting around…THANKGODIWASNTREADINGBUTTSHEX…my bro yanked the door opened and bla bla.
I was like…thank god I wasn’t reading buttshex.
But what IF I WAS…?

1. Start blaming the other human being in the room..or on the net.
“JOHNNY!! KEEP YOUR GAYNESS BUTTSHEX TO YOURSELF!!! *Turns to whoever caught ya* owh aha…owh that Johnny……………”

2. Pretend that the buttshex..is not..buttshex…
“What? What is this? PFFT! You’re asking ME!! PFFFFT!! Wha-haha-what are you ta—IT’S PORN!! OMFG!! ALRIGHT YOU CAUGHT ME!! BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW!! THIS IS A GIRL WITH A REALLY FLAT CHEST AND a fracking peepee………..she’s a hermaphrodite..LEAVE ME ALONE!!…………..”

3. Denial.
“..This…this isn’t..what it looks like………..this..this is so..aha…SOOOO..NOT a dildo up some arsehole, pffthaha come on now! Get your mind out of the gutter, you! T-this aah…this….this just….not buttshex…no waii danada de wa nai nuh uh uh uh newp! I..it’s just…that..he…accidentally..fell….and..sat on…..a..vibrator..and..spilled his cup of dairy…………………….”

4. Anger.
“GET THE FUHK OUT OF MY ROOM!!! I’M NOT!! NOT!!!! READING BUTTSHEX!! THIS IS NOT TWO MEN THREE MEN OR FOUR MEN IN ONE CUP!! Or Ima *picks up a belt* WHIP ya whip ya til I scar ya…I AM -NOT- AN S&M FAN JUST SO YOU KNOW!! I’m just a schadenfreude…”

5. Bargaining.
“Owh..please……why won’t you believe me?! I’ll give you a dollar, here, here, take it!! TAKE IT I TELL YOU!!! It’s one hundred cents, so take it you bastard! And pretend you never saw anything, it’s either one dollar or you turn gay. Pick one..wisely.”

6. Depression.
“..I’m so sad……I’M JUST SO FRACKING SAD!!! WHY DID MY PORN TURN INTO GAY PORN?! WHY?! JUST WHY?! OWH WHY!!! I..I really…….wish this was not two men………………on top of each other….stuff…and…some..more..stuff..and more..stuff……..*nosebleed* this..oho..just….b-because……it’s the nosebleed..of….displease……………………..”

7. Acceptance.
“YES!!! YEEESSS!!! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!! I LOVE SHEX TO BI-YEW-TI-TI!!! BITE ME! BITE ME! I LIKE IT WHEN TWO MEN [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] AND [BLEEP] MORE [BLEEP] [BLEEP]! Owh yes, I do!!”

Ah~you're free, baby, so free...

Feel more alive than ever?

Hah! Too late!

..If someone were to enter right now and saw these buttshex photos, I would pick no.8: close the lid of your laptop in .0001 microsecond and start yawning (beware, if you’re a dude, be sure to have a pillow or any cover-up of some sort in case you got a…………party..in your pants……)

*So…hope you learned something new today.
**That it’s not whether it’s porn or gay porn, never go for no.7.
..Unless you want to be disown.